February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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1x22 - Born Again
Here’s a final look from season one to close us out. Scully, I’m glad you got to use the only pair of glasses in D.C., but my god is your jacket out of control. Your shoulderpads appear to be encroaching on your ears in a way I find worrisome.
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September 2011
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Fight the Future
In honor of reaching nearly the end of season one, I thought we would have a special, complete with viewer participation! A look into the future, which is an extremely clever pun that works on multiple levels. So Scully, let’s discuss. Many things have happened to you since we last spoke, almost all of which are horrifying, so let’s not speak of them and instead...
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1x23 - Roland
Scully. My love. Is this a joke? I mean, I see by your face it is not, but even the buttons on your shirt are neutral, and somehow oversized. At a certain point, Scully, I begin to think you’re doing this as an insult to me personally.
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1x24 - The Erlenmeyer Flask
Scully, I know sometimes you think I exaggerate your propensity for beige, but I mean, come on. You are killing me here. I know it seems counterintuitive to complain about both your Carmen Sandiego suits and in the next breath run down an outfit composed entirely of neutrals, but I’m unpredictable like that. I give you points for the shoes, but subtract all...
August 2011
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1x23 - Roland
How not to costume your incredibly pregnant lead actress, Exhibit C. Look at her suit jacket! The top button is at approximately the top of her trousers, and the bottom hem is inches from her knees. Her knees! That is not an appropriate coping strategy, maternity section of wherever Scully is shopping! Is this suit Mulder’s? Did he accidentally buy 32x22 pants and was too...
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1x22 - Born Again
Scully, girl, I feel you. I mean, maybe our situations aren’t completely analogous since I want to complain about the humidity and how the weekend won’t just get here already, and you look like you want to complain about a range of things starting with how confusingly bulky your trench coat is and ending somewhere around oh my god why won’t anyone else...
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1x17 - E.B.E.
Scully, how many times are you going to make me say “visible shoulderpads bulge”? At this point my money is on “well past the point when it loses all meaning”, but I’m hoping it doesn’t come to that. In other news, that is a nice shade of purple, but I also know that you are wearing an entire oversized suit’s worth of it, which slightly...
sigmastolen asked: I found this blog today and spent the last half hour going through all the posts, screaming with laughter. Love it! Keep it up :)
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1x22 - Born Again
Scully, I knew we talk a big game about how you’re in love with Mulder, but I am 900% certain that this lady is your soulmate. If an oversized, over-shouldered cardigan worn over a beige dress isn’t the sign you need I honestly can’t imagine what would be.
P.S.: Don’t think I don’t see you wearing your Space Face Disease suit again.
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1x24 - The Erlenmeyer Flask
How not to costume your incredibly pregnant lead actress, Exhibit B. No jury in the world would convict her.
ziyalofhaiti asked: eeee! so i just found this blog and i already love it :))))))) keep up the good work!
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1x23 - Roland
The less said about about the eight-inch lapels going on here, the better. I guess technically this isn’t three neutral shades, but only because your blouse involves goofy and plot-relevant gold stars. Scully, honestly. Resorting to gimmicky theme blouses is no way to get Mulder to pay more attention to you and less attention to how hard his life is, mostly because the...
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1x22 - Born Again
Okay, Scully, when I suggested you look into pencil skirts, this is not what I had in mind. Partly because your jacket and skirt are both beige but don’t match, and partly because your jacket is long enough to be a dress in its own right, but mostly because that might be the worst skirt I’ve ever seen you wear. On the other hand, that cop behind Scully appears to...
July 2011
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1x22 - Born Again
How not to costume your incredibly pregnant lead actress: Exhibit A.
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June 2011
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Speaking of prom photos! I actually like this outfit of Gillian’s, and that hair!, but where did they even dig up that yearbook photo background? And who convinced them to post like that? I’m sorry, noromos, but some things you just can’t deny, and one of those things is the deep symbolism of promo shots.
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I also miss the days when actors had to pose like it was their junior prom. Here’s the thing: is Duchovny wearing a white satin suit? I endorse everything Gillian is wearing 300%, but oh sweet jesus I cannot get behind that suit, especially not with what appears to be two separate shirts under the jacket.
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It’s strange how promo departments today have actual budgets for things like “not taking photos in the hallway” and “wardrobe choices beyond what was already in the show’s closet”. I do love this, not least because everyone’s hair looks 200% better than it did for most of the first season.
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hello, part 2
So it turns out trusting Tumblr to still post your scheduled updates when it is busy wreaking havoc on dashboards across the land is slightly too generous! This actually works out okay because I’ve been planning to switch uploading styles to be more accessible to screen reading, so if all goes according to plan there will be ACTUAL posts appearing later this afternoon, rather than phantom...
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hello!
Greetings, followers! Did you know that I have been working this summer? I have! Did you know that it is inexplicably difficult to take bunches of screencaps when you are sleeping? It is! But I promise, tomorrow Fuck No Productions will resume regular content, with a brief apology interlude made up of promo shots.
May 2011
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idontwannawrestle asked: Hey, so, random, but I totally thought of your blog the other day when watching The American President. Robin (Anna Deavere Smith) was wearing a giant green plaid jacket without lapels or a collar and I immediately thought "Oh sweet baby Jesus, Scully is shopping buddies with the White House Press Secretary." Anyhoooo, love your blog. Peace out.
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So you want to write an ask box message
Great! I love that! Unless you’re just writing to be a troll, in which case I have some advice for you:
1. You should know this in advance: I’m going to delete it and then block you. True story! Here are some examples, in case you’re confused. Writing to tell me that the language I used was problematic: not trolling! Writing to tell me that I’m stupid and ugly: trolling!
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April 2011
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200 followers! What lovely people you all are. In...
neversay-die-deactivated2011101 asked: this is a beautiful blog
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March 2011
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sophie301 asked: I litrally just giggle-snorted my way though your entire blog, it is awesome.
Thank you for your continued work to raise awarness of the horror that is huge beige suits.
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Thank you for your continued work to raise awarness of the horror that is huge beige suits.
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rainbowturtles asked: Oh my God, your whole blog just makes me happy. I'm always talking about Scully's fashion issues, and early Mulder's hair and just everything. I love The X Files, but it can be disasterous as times.
obsessionsofmine asked: I could not resist following you. Your posts are just made of pure win!
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isabellahh asked: please write on this if you haven't already ~!http://scullysuits.tumblr.com/post/3775991652/season-one-episode-five-the-jersey-devil
love,
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love,
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February 2011
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