Okay, so that is my new favorite personal canon of all time. Scully and Robin, out shopping for blazers and swapping gossip. Scully tells Robin about how she just got a Pomeranian - don’t ask why - and Robin’s like, I don’t want to know, but I do want to know where you got those stirrup pants.
Great! I love that! Unless you’re just writing to be a troll, in which case I have some advice for you:
1. You should know this in advance: I’m going to delete it and then block you. True story! Here are some examples, in case you’re confused. Writing to tell me that the language I used was problematic: not trolling! Writing to tell me that I’m stupid and ugly: trolling!
2. That wasn’t really advice, I’m sorry. Here is my advice: install Tumblr Savior and block the phrase “shoulderpads”. Now you don’t have to see my posts anymore and you won’t have to be aggravated all the time anymore! Unless you’re in, like, shoulderpads manufacturing, in which case, let’s talk, because I would love to buy you a beer and discuss Murphy Brown.
3. Oh, you don’t want to install extensions? How rude of me! Here’s an even easier solution: when you see me pop up on your dashboard, there’s a handy little button to block me. Just do that. If you’re just looking for the caps but hate the commentary, may I recommend Scully Suits? All the Scully, none of the aggro!
4. Enjoy the rest of the weekend!