So it turns out trusting Tumblr to still post your scheduled updates when it is busy wreaking havoc on dashboards across the land is slightly too generous! This actually works out okay because I’ve been planning to switch uploading styles to be more accessible to screen reading, so if all goes according to plan there will be ACTUAL posts appearing later this afternoon, rather than phantom numbers in my queue.
Greetings, followers! Did you know that I have been working this summer? I have! Did you know that it is inexplicably difficult to take bunches of screencaps when you are sleeping? It is! But I promise, tomorrow Fuck No Productions will resume regular content, with a brief apology interlude made up of promo shots.
Great! I love that! Unless you’re just writing to be a troll, in which case I have some advice for you:
1. You should know this in advance: I’m going to delete it and then block you. True story! Here are some examples, in case you’re confused. Writing to tell me that the language I used was problematic: not trolling! Writing to tell me that I’m stupid and ugly: trolling!
2. That wasn’t really advice, I’m sorry. Here is my advice: install Tumblr Savior and block the phrase “shoulderpads”. Now you don’t have to see my posts anymore and you won’t have to be aggravated all the time anymore! Unless you’re in, like, shoulderpads manufacturing, in which case, let’s talk, because I would love to buy you a beer and discuss Murphy Brown.
3. Oh, you don’t want to install extensions? How rude of me! Here’s an even easier solution: when you see me pop up on your dashboard, there’s a handy little button to block me. Just do that. If you’re just looking for the caps but hate the commentary, may I recommend Scully Suits? All the Scully, none of the aggro!
4. Enjoy the rest of the weekend!
